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Can You
Hear Me Now?
I was in the kitchen making a cake when my Miniature American Eskimo Dog, Toby,
decided he needed some attention. I ignored him at first but then he persisted
by rubbing up against my leg. As I stood there with the mixer bowl in my hand, I
looked down and saw Toby now lying on his back with all fours up in the air.
Again I tried to ignore him but he began making sounds. It really sounded like
he was trying to talk. I told him, "Go get your toy, Mommy's busy right now."
He walked away and I thought he was getting his toy. After a few minutes, he
returned from the bedroom with my eyeglasses in his mouth. He had retrieved them
from the night table. He brought them back to me bent and mangled.
I
guess this was his way of showing me what
happens when he does not get his belly scratched. Later on, Toby had managed to
knock the bowl off the counter and I caught him licking the frosting out of it.
- Submitted by L. Cichocki, Griffith, IN
It's Still There!
My
dog Makisig (which means "handsome") is so of noise from the lawnmower, blender
and especially the vacuum cleaner. The first time he saw me use the vacuum, he
ran around in circles and finally jumped onto the couch. Since then, every time
he sees the vacuum cleaner - even when nobody is using it - he is scared and
will not go near it.
One
day, my husband bought me this new vacuum cleaner and I took it out of the box.
I didn't put the box away for a few days later, and then I noticed that it had
been three days Makisig had gone into the area where the vacuum cleaner box
still sat. There was a big picture of the vacuum cleaner on the side of the box.
I threw out the box, and finally Makisig would go and play in that area again.
Could he have recognized the picture of the vacuum cleaner on that box? It seems
he did. - Submitted by M. Johnson, Arcadia, LA
Here, Kitty!
I
called to make an appointment for my dog at the vet. The receptionist asked
what my dog's name was. I told her, "Kitty." She hesitated and then asked me
if I was making an appointment for a cat or a dog. I said a dog. She asked me
the dogs name again. I said, "Kitty". Click.
Finally, I was able to make an appointment for my dog, it took a couple calls
and a lot of explaining (there was a lot of laughter in the background at the
vets office), but I did get Kitty to the vet.
While Kitty was in seeing the doc, I was in the lobby, along with a couple of
others, and the receptionist told me that Kitty was almost done. As we talked,
Kitty heard my voice and began to run on her leash, scrambling on the linoleum
in the exam room. As the sound of her scratching claws drew nearer, the
receptionist said, "Here comes Kitty".
The
lady behind me gave out a small gasp and started for the door. Then Kitty came
around the corner and she started laughing. She explained that she has a fear
of cats. She was expecting a huge cat to come tearing into the waiting area.
- Courtesy of BaddTeddy.com
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